rebloggable by request
Are we just going to ignore the fact that they sent this ask to themselves?
Now who’s a name dropper, Stephen?
Explaining living in the Netherlands to foreigners must sometimes feel like
You know why I love AUs? Because the whole point of them is that everything is changed, and yet these two people are still going to meet and fall in love- that they’re so set in stone and so meant to be that you can change literally everything in a hundred universes and they’ll fall in love over and over again.
My shrimp is so weird like when I touch it, it changes colors and kinda spasms sometimes idk
like it was kinda pinkish and then it turned red and now its yellow
and it has a stripe that wasn’t there before
MY PET SHRIMP
First of all you can go straight to hell you soulless shred of pocket lint
People who drink milk gross me tf out
*headbutts this post and it shatters into a million pieces cuz it got weak ass bones*
girl are you a fox because i don’t know what the fuck you’re saying
Some people might feel sorry for themselves in this situation
Puppy don’t care
Puppy’s got stuff to do
Puppy’s got places to be
Puppy’s got people to bark at and things to sniff.